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| 1. | Donkey Hater | Coach Troy Barta had an impressive showing in the recent 2008 Union of Fantasy Football Dumb Asses draft. Their Donkey Hater franchise came away feeling exuberant about their top grade in the league based on analysis by MyFantasyLeague.com. Donkey Hater made their best pick of the draft in round 5, selecting Ben Roethlisberger with the 55th pick of the draft, as compared to the 36th spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He needs to bulk-up in the off-season," Donkey Hater coach Troy Barta said. Donkey Hater made their worst pick of the draft in round 10, selecting Steve Slaton with the 114th pick of the draft, as compared to the 147th spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He's a project," Donkey Hater coach Troy Barta said. Starting in week 8, Donkey Hater won't be able to submit a full lineup, due to having 1 defensive team on bye. Time will tell if coach Troy Barta can take their top-ranked draft all the way to the league championship. |
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| 2. | Kazaam! | Coach Mike Craven had a exemplary draft in the recent 2008 Union of Fantasy Football Dumb Asses draft. Their Kazaam! franchise came away with the number 2 ranked draft (out of 12) in the league based on analysis by MyFantasyLeague.com. Kazaam! made their best pick of the draft in round 5, selecting Anquan Boldin with the 58th pick of the draft, as compared to the 42nd spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He can play on Sundays," Kazaam! coach Mike Craven said. Kazaam! made their worst pick of the draft in round 13, selecting Josh Scobee with the 154th pick of the draft, as compared to the 192nd spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He's a work in progress," Kazaam! coach Mike Craven said. Starting in week 7, Kazaam! won't be able to submit a full lineup, due to having 1 place kicker on bye. With a little bit of work on the waiver wire this season, or a few strategic trades, coach Mike Craven should be able to turn their 2nd ranked draft effort into a championship fantasy team this year. |
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| 3. | Grizzlies | Coach Nige Wingate had a exemplary draft in the recent 2008 Union of Fantasy Football Dumb Asses draft. Their Grizzlies franchise came away with the number 3 ranked draft (out of 12) in the league based on analysis by MyFantasyLeague.com. Grizzlies made their best pick of the draft in round 8, selecting Hines Ward with the 91st pick of the draft, as compared to the 61st spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He was a workout wonder," Grizzlies coach Nige Wingate said. Grizzlies made their worst pick of the draft in round 9, selecting the Seattle Seahawks Defensive Team with the 102nd pick of the draft, as compared to the 126th spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He's a project," Grizzlies coach Nige Wingate said. Starting in week 10, Grizzlies won't be able to submit a full lineup, due to having 1 place kicker on bye. With a little bit of work on the waiver wire this season, or a few strategic trades, coach Nige Wingate should be able to turn their 3rd ranked draft effort into a championship fantasy team this year. |
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| 4. | Smoot Gump | Coach Mike Wilhelm had a mediocre draft in the recent 2008 Union of Fantasy Football Dumb Asses draft. Their Smoot Gump franchise came away with the number 4 ranked draft (out of 12) in the league based on analysis by MyFantasyLeague.com. Smoot Gump has the honor of making the best pick of the entire draft, selecting Plaxico Burress in round 4 with the 47th pick of the draft, 17 spots after the 30th spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He has all the tools," Smoot Gump coach Mike Wilhelm said. Smoot Gump made their worst pick of the draft in round 6, selecting Felix Jones with the 71st pick of the draft, as compared to the 102nd spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "His attitude is a question mark," Smoot Gump coach Mike Wilhelm said. Starting in week 4, Smoot Gump won't be able to submit a full lineup, due to having 1 defensive team on bye. With a little bit of work on the waiver wire this season, or a few strategic trades, coach Mike Wilhelm should be able to turn their 4th ranked draft effort into a championship fantasy team this year. |
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| 5. | Colonel Colvill's Spartans | Coach Stacey Fewings had a unremarkable draft in the recent 2008 Union of Fantasy Football Dumb Asses draft. Their Colonel Colvill's Spartans franchise came away with the number 5 ranked draft (out of 12) in the league based on analysis by MyFantasyLeague.com. Colonel Colvill's Spartans made their best pick of the draft in round 10, selecting Nate Burleson with the 118th pick of the draft, as compared to the 82nd spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He can take this team to the Promised Land," Colonel Colvill's Spartans coach Stacey Fewings said. Colonel Colvill's Spartans made their worst pick of the draft in round 7, selecting Reggie Brown with the 75th pick of the draft, as compared to the 107th spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He's a project," Colonel Colvill's Spartans coach Stacey Fewings said. Starting in week 8, Colonel Colvill's Spartans won't be able to submit a full lineup, due to having 1 defensive team on bye. With a little bit of work on the waiver wire this season, or a few strategic trades, coach Stacey Fewings should be able to turn their 5th ranked draft effort into a championship fantasy team this year. |
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| 6. | Fantasy Jihad | Coach Rick Hoel had a adequate draft in the recent 2008 Union of Fantasy Football Dumb Asses draft. Their Fantasy Jihad franchise came away with the number 6 ranked draft (out of 12) in the league based on analysis by MyFantasyLeague.com. Fantasy Jihad made their best pick of the draft in round 3, selecting Reggie Bush with the 28th pick of the draft, as compared to the 24th spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He's going to re-write the record books," Fantasy Jihad coach Rick Hoel said. Fantasy Jihad made their worst pick of the draft in round 9, selecting Ronald Curry with the 105th pick of the draft, as compared to the 152nd spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "His attitude is a question mark," Fantasy Jihad coach Rick Hoel said. Starting in week 7, Fantasy Jihad won't be able to submit a full lineup, due to having 1 defensive team on bye. With a little bit of work on the waiver wire this season, or a few strategic trades, coach Rick Hoel should be able to turn their 6th ranked draft effort into a championship fantasy team this year. |
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| 7. | The Fighting Stogies | Coach Terry Beeson had a humdrum draft in the recent 2008 Union of Fantasy Football Dumb Asses draft. Their The Fighting Stogies franchise came away with the number 7 ranked draft (out of 12) in the league based on analysis by MyFantasyLeague.com. The Fighting Stogies made their best pick of the draft in round 7, selecting Laveranues Coles with the 80th pick of the draft, as compared to the 63rd spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He can take this team to the Promised Land," The Fighting Stogies coach Terry Beeson said. The Fighting Stogies made their worst pick of the draft in round 5, selecting Matt Forte with the 56th pick of the draft, as compared to the 71st spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "His attitude is a question mark," The Fighting Stogies coach Terry Beeson said. Starting in week 5, The Fighting Stogies won't be able to submit a full lineup, due to having 1 wide receiver on bye. With a little bit of work on the waiver wire this season, or a few strategic trades, coach Terry Beeson should be able to turn their 7th ranked draft effort into a championship fantasy team this year. |
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| 8. | Demented Crazoids | Coach Jim Rathmell had a unfortunate draft in the recent 2008 Union of Fantasy Football Dumb Asses draft. Their Demented Crazoids franchise came away with the number 8 ranked draft (out of 12) in the league based on analysis by MyFantasyLeague.com. Demented Crazoids made their best pick of the draft in round 11, selecting Santana Moss with the 132nd pick of the draft, as compared to the 76th spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "His presence bodes well for the future," Demented Crazoids coach Jim Rathmell said. Demented Crazoids made their worst pick of the draft in round 2, selecting Drew Brees with the 13th pick of the draft, as compared to the 21st spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He's a project," Demented Crazoids coach Jim Rathmell said. Starting in week 9, Demented Crazoids won't be able to submit a full lineup, due to having 1 defensive team on bye. Demented Crazoids nabbed the San Diego Chargers Defensive Team in the 8th round, which reflects the fact that he was the number one ranked defensive team for the 2007 season, based on this league's custom scoring rules. With a little bit of work on the waiver wire this season, or a few strategic trades, coach Jim Rathmell should be able to turn their 8th ranked draft effort into a championship fantasy team this year. |
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| 9. | Worst Pain Ever | Coach Mike Dowd had a awful draft in the recent 2008 Union of Fantasy Football Dumb Asses draft. Their Worst Pain Ever franchise came away with the number 9 ranked draft (out of 12) in the league based on analysis by MyFantasyLeague.com. Worst Pain Ever made their best pick of the draft in round 7, selecting Marvin Harrison with the 83rd pick of the draft, as compared to the 52nd spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He can take this team to the Promised Land," Worst Pain Ever coach Mike Dowd said. Worst Pain Ever made their worst pick of the draft in round 1, selecting Clinton Portis with the 2nd pick of the draft, as compared to the 10th spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "His attitude is a question mark," Worst Pain Ever coach Mike Dowd said. Starting in week 4, Worst Pain Ever won't be able to submit a full lineup, due to having 1 defensive team on bye. Worst Pain Ever nabbed Mason Crosby in the 13th round, which reflects the fact that he was the number one ranked place kicker for the 2007 season, based on this league's custom scoring rules. With a little bit of work on the waiver wire this season, or a few strategic trades, coach Mike Dowd should be able to turn their 9th ranked draft effort into a championship fantasy team this year. |
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| 10. | Seductive Nuns | Coach Steve Banovetz had a unfortunate draft in the recent 2008 Union of Fantasy Football Dumb Asses draft. Their Seductive Nuns franchise came away with the number 10 ranked draft (out of 12) in the league based on analysis by MyFantasyLeague.com. Seductive Nuns made their best pick of the draft in round 15, selecting DeSean Jackson with the 169th pick of the draft, as compared to the 138th spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "Players like that don't come around very often," Seductive Nuns coach Steve Banovetz said. Seductive Nuns made their worst pick of the draft in round 5, selecting Ray Rice with the 49th pick of the draft, as compared to the 119th spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He's a work in progress," Seductive Nuns coach Steve Banovetz said. Starting in week 6, Seductive Nuns won't be able to submit a full lineup, due to having 1 defensive team on bye. With a little bit of work on the waiver wire this season, or a few strategic trades, coach Steve Banovetz should be able to turn their 10th ranked draft effort into a championship fantasy team this year. |
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| 11. | Strike Fighters | Coach Dan Dion had a poor draft in the recent 2008 Union of Fantasy Football Dumb Asses draft. Their Strike Fighters franchise came away with the number 11 ranked draft (out of 12) in the league based on analysis by MyFantasyLeague.com. Strike Fighters made their best pick of the draft in round 5, selecting Carson Palmer with the 53rd pick of the draft, as compared to the 31st spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He brings a lot to the table," Strike Fighters coach Dan Dion said. Strike Fighters made their worst pick of the draft in round 2, selecting Jonathan Stewart with the 20th pick of the draft, as compared to the 64th spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "He's a project," Strike Fighters coach Dan Dion said. Starting in week 8, Strike Fighters won't be able to submit a full lineup, due to having 1 defensive team on bye. Strike Fighters nabbed Jason Witten in the 4th round, which reflects the fact that he was the number one ranked tight end for the 2007 season, based on this league's custom scoring rules. With a little bit of work on the waiver wire this season, or a few strategic trades, coach Dan Dion should be able to turn their 11th ranked draft effort into a championship fantasy team this year. |
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| 12. | Winged Carnage | Coach Michael McConkey had a poor draft in the recent 2008 Union of Fantasy Football Dumb Asses draft. Their Winged Carnage franchise came away feeling dejected about their bottom grade in the league based on analysis by MyFantasyLeague.com. Winged Carnage made their best pick of the draft in round 8, selecting Chris Chambers with the 93rd pick of the draft, as compared to the 68th spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "Chris will have a breakout season, he was the top player on my board and I just could not believe he was still there!! By the way shouldn't you be interviewing Coach Bano? ," Winged Carnage coach Michael McConkey said. Winged Carnage has the dubious distinction of making the worst pick of the entire draft, selecting Darren McFadden in round 1 with the 9th pick of the draft, long before the 37th spot he should have been selected in, according to ADP rankings. "the so called expert who rated this draft should pull his head out of his ass, McFadden is going to be a top 10 back! AND he was the 23 overall pick not the 9th. Now get back in the kitchen and make a sammich!! ," Winged Carnage coach Michael McConkey said. Starting in week 2, Winged Carnage won't be able to submit a full lineup, due to having 1 defensive team on bye. Winged Carnage took a chance on the first rookie in the 2008 draft by selecting Darren McFadden in round 1 of this year's draft. After such a pathetic draft grade, coach Michael McConkey is motivated to prove to the league that their picks will overachieve and bring home the trophy. |
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