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2008 V.I.F.F.L. |
| I-70 Sharpshooters | 
Date Sat Sep 27 5:48:32 p.m. ET 2008
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| Mr. French aka Mike Bing, now owns the dubious distinction of squandering more points than any other coach in the VIFFL this season and is on pace to set the all time low percentage of potential point total. Mr French has cashed in on less than 53% of his teams scoring potential which could be 37.6 points per game had he managed in a more efficient manner according to league site information. A spokesman for the Dietering Dancing Bears was near speecheless when informed that his record low of 61% of scoring potential is in serious jeopardy. "I really thought that our record of inemptness would never have been challenged,let alone shattered. I mean for christsake when I set the record I had to play kitjana carter and drew bledsloe all year even though one was hurt and the other was out of football. Look, I'm not trying to make excuses for my coaching futility but for fuck sake, I didn't have a computer! you're telling me that this twinks got a computer and he's at a 52% scoring potential? Maybe this poof needs to quit sewing doll dresses and watch a game or two" |
| SPMTAIHTUCIHPAA Banshees |
Date Sat Sep 27 7:40:41 p.m. ET 2008
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| Mr French from Family Affair? Man you went ALL obscure on us. |
| Commissioner |
Date Sun Sep 28 2:41:33 a.m. ET 2008
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| Actual "Family Affair" dialogue Mr. French: What would you children like for dinner? Jody: I want sloppy joes. Mr. French: Jody, henceforth you shall refer to them as untidy josephs. Commissioner's embellishment Buffy: I can't find the smack I hid up Mrs. Beasley's ass. |
| I-70 Sharpshooters |
Date Mon Sep 29 12:09:02 p.m. ET 2008
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| You Both Share A Penchant For Bathing Other People's Children. |
| Commissioner |
Date Sat Oct 4 3:13:55 p.m. ET 2008
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| I won't speak for Bing-A-Ling on this or any other topic, but I only bathe my own children and very rarely at that as any man worth his salt knows that's chick work. |
| SPMTAIHTUCIHPAA Banshees |
Date Tue Oct 7 3:12:17 a.m. ET 2008
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| Other peoples children? No way. I prefer other peoples grandparents. Über-wrinkles. |