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| Woodinville Laphroaigers |
Date Sat Dec 13 10:08:38 p.m. PT 2008
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| I'm back and I'm mad. Oh, I'm over the week 13 double score debacle. If Tri-City can't stand up for himself with 0 message posts all season, then what I am thinking? What do I care? I just can't believe I lost to the Springfield cartoons. I should be kicking Sarah Palin's ass this weekend, not GRK WTF. Go Pierre Thomas, GO! Nothing better than losing to a french guy. Next season I propose a league fee increase, because when I win, I want to win more. $75-$100 entry. Get rid of the weekly piddly ass high score, low score, no roster, illegal lineup penalties, total points, division winner payouts. (I had the most points scored against, shouldn't I win something?) Payouts should be based on playoff performance only - first, second, third, done. If you don't turn in a lineup, use last week's and maybe you screwed yourself. Over budget or over max players, you're illegal = 0 points. And how do teams show up at a LIVE draft and not pay? You're playing for fun and hoping you don't win because your portion will be getting divided by the eligible paid winners. And I'm bringing the scotch to the draft next year. Sarah ("maybe if I win enough I might bring it someday") is just big talker and I'm not going to count on her to bring it. Just pay your league fee on time next year, that will be progress enough. Even if she did bring scotch, it would be the some cheap UW fraternity swill that I wouldn't be able to drink. For the remainder of the playoffs, I'm rooting for the Springfield cartoons - so I can say I lost to the eventual champions. If not them, then Tri-City, just because it is on the east side of the mountains (near Pullman). Where apparently they don't have access to read/write to the league message board. As for Sarah and GRK WTF, I've had enough grief from you. When you bring your construction paper and crayons to the draft, just make sure it is not purple and yellow, I just might have to drink too much and blow up on it. Signed, New Guy...Pullman...Coug...Woodinville... I'll know better to not draft a high $ QB next year, but I might look hard at Costco for TEs in bulk. |
| Lewiston Cattle Prods |
Date Sun Dec 14 1:25:00 p.m. PT 2008
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| As Chuck Noll used to like to say ... "An empty barrel makes the most noise." |
| Wasilla Drillers |
Date Sun Dec 14 7:17:45 p.m. PT 2008
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| I really like this guy. Entertaining as hell, and with Rob not in the league this year, it was nice having someone to spar with. A few points of clarification though: "Even if she did bring scotch, it would be the some cheap UW fraternity swill that I wouldn't be able to drink." Fraternity? That's about as low as you've swung this year, but I'll consider it unintentional. I mean, seriously, me in a fraternity? In case it escaped your attention at the draft, I'm brown. As for the scotch, you're way off on that one too. I just peered into the cabinet and did a quick head count. I've got 10 bottles at present. The Macallan 12 yr is by far the worst of show, though the Macallan cask strength kicks nuts. The rest of 'em are rock solid. From the Laphoaig 15 yr to the Solera Reserve to the Clynelish. Trust me, you'll drink what I bring. "I'm rooting for the Springfield cartoons - so I can say I lost to the eventual champions" D'oh! Too bad Springfield is out. You can still say you lost to the eventual champions though. It's just that it was in week 11, not week 14. See ya at the draft next year. I'll bring my checkbook this time. Might even sign it in purple crayon. -mjv- |
| Woodinville Laphroaigers |
Date Sun Dec 14 11:32:21 p.m. PT 2008
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| What, they don't have a geek fraternity at UW? You've got me intrigued with the Scotch selection. Although I don't know if I can count on you, rumor is you don't show up for the draft in odd-numbered years. Anything new from Islay would be a treat. I swear Laphoaig has an "r" in there somewhere (like before the "o"), but expecting a UW grad to be able to spell in Scottish is just plain expecting too much. I'd throw a cheer out there for Tri-City in the Crohn's Bowl, but I suspect it would only fall on deaf ears. Secretly thought, I think I'd like to see the little frying pan hands Edwards plastic guy, but I'm not going to own up to that. Championship week and no one to trash talk with. There's gotta be some kinda piddly ass fine for that. |
| Wasilla Drillers |
Date Mon Dec 15 1:03:49 p.m. PT 2008
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| You're right. Laphroaig does have an 'r' in it. Also has bongwater and formaldehyde in it, I'm pretty sure. While we're spell-checking. 'though' has only one 't', but expecting a WSU grad to be able to spell in English is just plain expecting too much. I'll be there next year. Count on it. Well, unless Stuart blackballs me again. Oh, shit. I wasn't supposed to mention that. |
| Wolverhampton Commandos |
Date Wed Dec 17 5:25:57 p.m. PT 2008
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Wasilla Drillers:> I'll be there next year. Count on it. Well, unless Revenge is a dish best served cold. |
| Springfield Homers |
Date Mon Dec 15 8:36:06 a.m. PT 2008
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| Last year I could only hang my hat on the fact that I tied the eventual KBC. This year it's that I kept the "new guy" from winning it all. That should be worth something...at least the admiration of the rest of the DFL! See you at the draft and to all a Merry Festivus! Homer |
| Wasilla Drillers |
Date Mon Dec 15 1:04:38 p.m. PT 2008
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| You have done the restovus a great service. You have my admiration. |